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Welcome To The Shitshow Doormat



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Decorate your porch with this handmade doormat, these make the best gifts too!

100% Coir material

The buffalo check rug is NOT included with your purchase, it is for staging purposes only!

Each doormat is hand painted with all weather paint and sprayed with a UV sealant.

CARE: You must keep your mat as dry as possible to avoid darkening of the fibers. To clean, simply give it a shake or two! The material does shed but it stays caught in the mat and doesn’t track inside your house. 

PLEASE NOTE: These doormats are made with natural fibers that will vary in color, no 2 mats are the same. Each mat has its own imperfections that make each one unique.


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Shipping Policy

Shipping Info:

  • Orders are processed within 1-3 days.
  • Shipping labels are printed and processed 1-3 days prior to orders shipping.
  • You will receive an email notification with the tracking number for your order. Tracking can take up to 24 hours to update.

Possible Delays:

  • You will receive a notification via email if for any reason your order will be delayed/canceled.
  • There may be delays due to weather, holidays and USPS delays that are out of our control!

Undeliverable Packages:

If the address you provided is incorrect and/or unable to be delivered, the customer is responsible for any additional postage needed. An additional flat rate of $8 will be charged to the customer to re-deliver any order that was placed with an incorrect or undeliverable shipping address.

Refund Policy

If for some reason you are not 100% satisfied with your order (we hope you will be!), we accept returns of unworn, unwashed, undamaged or defective merchandise purchased on our site in exchange of store credit. ITEM MUST HAVE ALL TAGS ON IT FOR EXCHANGE/STORE CREDIT, MUST BE DONE WITHIN 14 DAYS OF RECEIVING YOUR ORDER.

Return policy:

  • Clearance items are final sale.
  • Pre-Orders are final sale.
  • Body Suits are final sale.
  • Bralettes are final sale.
  • Accessories are final sale.
  • Any reduced price items of 30% off or more or "final sale" items CANNOT be returned
  • Unfortunately, you will not receive credit/exchange if items are defected and/or not in original condition + a shipping fee will be charged to your account in order to ship the item(s) back to you.
  • Have an issue with size/fit, please contact us!


  • All footwear returns must include the original shoebox in its original condition, without postal labels.
  • Shoe return will be in the form of store credit due to how quickly sizes sell out.
  • If you are returning shoes, the shoe box must be placed in another package/box for shipping to protect the shoe box.
  • If there are shipping stickers or labels on the shoe box, we will not accept a return.

Please send us an email for your return, please include your Order Number (included in your original order confirmation email and printed invoice!) and Reason for Return! (i.e. wrong size, defective item, etc.)

  • Please allow us 3-4 business days to receive your return and 7-10 business days for us to process your return and store credit.
  • You will receive your online store credit via email. This store credit will be applied to the original email and account your purchase was made on.

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